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Tuesday, July 15, 2003

LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES #1

I overheard this while waiting for the elevator at work this morning.

Geezer Security Guard: "There's too many of them. It's not right."
Other Guard: "What's not right about it?"

GSG: "It's the great American game, isn't it. But not when it's like this. They should play Remember Pearl Harbor instead of the National Anthem."
OG: "Those guys are good. They deserve to be there."

GSG : "I'm not saying they're not good. That's got nothing to do with it. They should be playing in their own country, that's all."
OG: "They did play there, first."

GSG: "Baseball is the great American game. They should play their own game."
OG: "Like what? What should they play?"

GSG: "They should play Chinese checkers and leave baseball to the Americans."






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