MONKEYSAYS

EVEN WORSE, HIS SISTER IS A THESPIAN AND HIS FATHER WAS A WELL KNOWN HETEROSEXUAL


"I keep running into your friend Tiger," I told my friend Fish.
"Where?' asked Fish. "A new bar?"

"No," I said. "In the stacks at the library."
"No," said Fish. "The library. What's he doing there?"

"Genealogy, I think. At least that's the section where he works."
"Genealogy? Tiger? Why's Tiger doing genealogy?"

"I don't know," I said. "Maybe he's from an illustrious family."
"Illustrious family? Faa. Tiger's a postman."

Fish seemed put out by the whole idea of Tiger in a library. His face started to get red.

"Besides," he said, "What's Tiger know about rocks anyway?"