Friday, April 07, 2006
HOMELAND SECURITY
LZ calls me at work.
"Is it possible that you forgot to lock the door this morning?" she asks.
"Hmm," I reply.
"Not only was it unlocked, it was actually left open a few inches," she says.
"Um," I say.
"Do you think you went to work and just left the door wide open?" she asks.
"What room are you in?" I ask.
"The dining room," LZ replies.
"Do me a favor," I say, "and walk to the living room."
"What now?" LZ asks.
"Look around," I say. "Is our stuff still there? TV? Computer? DVD player? Stuff like that."
"It's here," LZ says.
"Then I guess it was me who left the door open," I say.
LZ calls me at work.
"Is it possible that you forgot to lock the door this morning?" she asks.
"Hmm," I reply.
"Not only was it unlocked, it was actually left open a few inches," she says.
"Um," I say.
"Do you think you went to work and just left the door wide open?" she asks.
"What room are you in?" I ask.
"The dining room," LZ replies.
"Do me a favor," I say, "and walk to the living room."
"What now?" LZ asks.
"Look around," I say. "Is our stuff still there? TV? Computer? DVD player? Stuff like that."
"It's here," LZ says.
"Then I guess it was me who left the door open," I say.
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