Sunday, April 23, 2006
A SIGHTING IN AISLE 3
"Guess who I saw at the FoodMart?" I asked.
"Who?" LZ responded.
"Chase Utley," I said.
"Who?" LZ repeared.
"Chase Utley," I said once more.
"I heard you," LZ said, "I meant, who is Chase Utley?"
"He's on the Phillies," I said. "Plays second base, I think."
"And he was in the FoodMart?" LZ said.
"Buying Pop Tarts," I said. "They were on sale."
"Hmm," LZ said.
"He's very pasty, a little overweight, and has bad skin," I said. "You wouldn't know it from tv."
"A fat man with bad skin who plays for the Phillies was buying discount Eggos in the FoodMart down the street?" LZ stated.
"Pop Tarts," I corrected.
"How can you be sure it was him?" LZ asked.
"He was wearing a Phillies shirt," I said. "The striped version, and his name was on it."
"Who?" LZ responded.
"Chase Utley," I said.
"Who?" LZ repeared.
"Chase Utley," I said once more.
"I heard you," LZ said, "I meant, who is Chase Utley?"
"He's on the Phillies," I said. "Plays second base, I think."
"And he was in the FoodMart?" LZ said.
"Buying Pop Tarts," I said. "They were on sale."
"Hmm," LZ said.
"He's very pasty, a little overweight, and has bad skin," I said. "You wouldn't know it from tv."
"A fat man with bad skin who plays for the Phillies was buying discount Eggos in the FoodMart down the street?" LZ stated.
"Pop Tarts," I corrected.
"How can you be sure it was him?" LZ asked.
"He was wearing a Phillies shirt," I said. "The striped version, and his name was on it."
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