Wednesday, April 05, 2006
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF
"Is that all today sir?" the woman at the counter of the local farm/feed store asks, as she points to the 10 lb. pound of dog food I have set on the counter.
"Yes, that's all," I say.
"You know we have the bigger bags," she says.
"I know, " I say, "but I don't have the bigger money today."
"But, it's a better buy," she says.
"That's OK," I say. "This will be fine."
"You see," she explains, "if you buy the bigger bag, you can save more money."
"If I were really interested in saving money I'd go up the highway to the Giant PetFoodWorld, now wouldn't I?" I ask. "Instead of shopping here in town."
"Hmphf," she growls as she rings up the dog food.
"Is that all today sir?" the woman at the counter of the local farm/feed store asks, as she points to the 10 lb. pound of dog food I have set on the counter.
"Yes, that's all," I say.
"You know we have the bigger bags," she says.
"I know, " I say, "but I don't have the bigger money today."
"But, it's a better buy," she says.
"That's OK," I say. "This will be fine."
"You see," she explains, "if you buy the bigger bag, you can save more money."
"If I were really interested in saving money I'd go up the highway to the Giant PetFoodWorld, now wouldn't I?" I ask. "Instead of shopping here in town."
"Hmphf," she growls as she rings up the dog food.
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