Thursday, September 07, 2006
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"I have a question," I said.
"Yes," LZ said.
"I went to a clothes store at lunch time," I said.
"My God," LZ replied. "What could have possessed you?"
"That impending wedding," I said. "I can't go in cargo shorts and a faded golf shirt, can I? And aren't I the one with the question?"
"No and yes," LZ said.
"What's the difference between a sport coat and a blazer?" I asked.
"Is there?" LZ parried.
"They're in different sections, so there must be a difference," I said.
"I think a blazer is probably gayer that a sport coat," LZ said.
"Then which one should I buy?" I asked.
"Yes," LZ said.
"I went to a clothes store at lunch time," I said.
"My God," LZ replied. "What could have possessed you?"
"That impending wedding," I said. "I can't go in cargo shorts and a faded golf shirt, can I? And aren't I the one with the question?"
"No and yes," LZ said.
"What's the difference between a sport coat and a blazer?" I asked.
"Is there?" LZ parried.
"They're in different sections, so there must be a difference," I said.
"I think a blazer is probably gayer that a sport coat," LZ said.
"Then which one should I buy?" I asked.
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